AP Psych Developmental Psychology Practice Test: Ultimate Review

Alright, so you’re tellin’ me you gotta take this AP Psych test, huh? And it’s all about them brainy things, like how kids grow up and all that? Well, listen up, ’cause I ain’t got all day. This ain’t gonna be no fancy book learnin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, and maybe it’ll knock some sense into ya ‘fore that test comes ’round.

First off, they call it “developmental psychology.” Sounds mighty important, don’t it? All it really means is how folks change from the time they’re squallin’ babies ’til they’re old and gray like me. It’s about how their bodies get bigger, how they start thinkin’ straight, and how they figure out what’s right and wrong.

Now, I ain’t never been to no fancy school, but I raised a whole pack of kids, and let me tell ya, I seen plenty of development. First, they’re just layin’ there, cryin’ and eatin’ and poopin’. Then they start crawlin’ around, gettin’ into everything. Next thing ya know, they’re walkin’ and talkin’ and askin’ a million questions. And then comes them teenage years… Lord have mercy! Don’t even get me started on that!

Them smart folks, they like to break it down into different stages. Like, they say babies gotta learn to trust the world around ’em. Then they gotta learn to do things on their own, like tyin’ their shoes or makin’ a sandwich. After that, they start figurin’ out who they are and what they wanna be when they grow up. It’s all a big process, ya see?

They talk about Piaget, somethin’ about how kids learn to think. Seems like he watched his own young’uns and figured out they go through different stages of thinkin’. Like, little ones think if they can’t see somethin’, it ain’t there no more. You ever play peek-a-boo with a baby? That’s what it’s like.
Then there’s Erikson. He’s all about how we figure out who we are and how we fit into the world. Said we gotta go through all these stages, and if we don’t do it right, we’ll have problems later on. Sounds like a load of worry to me, but what do I know?
And somethin’ about Kohlberg and how we learn what’s right and wrong. Like, little kids just do what they’re told so they don’t get in trouble. Then they start doin’ things ’cause they wanna be good. And finally, they start thinkin’ for themselves and decidin’ what’s right and wrong based on their own ideas.

Now, I heard you can find all sorts of practice tests online. They say it helps to take ’em, see what ya know and what ya don’t. I reckon that ain’t a bad idea. But don’t go gettin’ all stressed out about it. Just remember the basics. Kids grow up, they change, and they learn. It ain’t rocket science, even though them psychology folks like to make it sound that way.

And don’t forget, just ’cause some fancy fella wrote it in a book don’t make it gospel truth. Use your common sense, think about your own life, and you’ll do just fine. You got a good head on your shoulders, even if you do need to take this here test. And if you don’t pass… well, there’s always next time! Don’t sweat it too much. Life goes on, you know.

So go on now, get to studyin’. But don’t forget to take a break now and then. Go outside, get some fresh air, and talk to some real people. Sometimes that’s the best way to learn about how folks grow and change. And good luck on that test. You’ll do great, I just know it!