Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about somethin’ called “astrology liquor.” Don’t you go gettin’ all fancy on me now, it ain’t as complicated as them city folk make it out to be. It’s just about what kind of drinky-poo suits ya, based on when you were borned. Yep, like them stars up yonder got somethin’ to say about your taste in booze. Who’da thunk it?
Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell them smarty pants been lookin’ at the stars and drinkin’ since way back when. Ancient times, they call it. But it wasn’t ’til just lately they figured out how to match your drink to your birthday. So next time you’re at the liquor store, scratchin’ your head, maybe them stars can give ya a hand.
They say it’s all about your “sun sign”. That’s just a fancy way of sayin’ what kind of person you are. And wouldn’t you know it, that there sign tells ya what kinda cocktail you might cotton to. Like, if you’re a feisty Aries, all full of pep and vinegar, you might like a spicy margarita. Makes sense, I reckon. Spicy folks like spicy drinks.
- Like, if you was born under the sign of the Ram, which is Aries, you might like a spicy margarita, somethin’ with a kick.
- If you are a Taurus, maybe you like somethin’ smooth and easy, like a nice glass of wine.
- Geminis, them two-faced fellas, they might like somethin’ with a bit of a surprise, you know? A drink that changes on ya.
And it ain’t just about cocktails, mind you. It’s about any kind of liquor. Whiskey, beer, wine, whatever tickles your fancy. Them stars, they got an opinion on it all. It’s like they’re whisperin’ in your ear, “Hey, try this one, it’s perfect for you!”
Now, some folks, they don’t put no stock in this astrology stuff. They think it’s a bunch of hooey. And that’s fine, I ain’t here to judge. But I figure, what’s the harm in havin’ a little fun with it? If the stars wanna help me pick out my next drink, I ain’t gonna argue.
I heard tell there’s somethin’ called the second house in all this star talk. It’s got to do with money and stuff, and what you think is important. It’s also about lovin’ yourself and them spirits. It’s like findin’ the good stuff in life and holdin’ on tight. And then there’s them great conjunctions, when Jupiter and Saturn, them big planets, get all cozy-like. That happens every 20 years or so. It’s a big deal, they say, but I ain’t quite sure what it means for my drinkin’ habits, I reckon if Jupiter and Saturn are gettin’ along, maybe I should have a drink to celebrate.
And then there are these degrees, like the second degree that’s ruled by Taurus. That’s all about bein’ the best, havin’ nice things, and bein’ liked. Maybe that means I should be drinkin’ the best liquor, the stuff that makes you feel all fancy-like. Or maybe it just means I should be drinkin’ with folks I like. I don’t rightly know, but it sounds good to me.
They also say you can find your “second house” easy enough. If you know your rising sign, which is what sign was comin’ up when you were born, then your second house is just the next sign over. Like if you was a Gemini risin’, then your second house would be Cancer. It’s all a bit much for my old brain, but it’s kinda like a puzzle, ain’t it? And at the end of the puzzle, there’s a drink waitin’ for ya.
So there you have it, a little somethin’ about astrology liquor. It ain’t rocket science, just a fun way to think about what you’re drinkin’. And who knows, maybe them stars will lead you to your new favorite beverage. So go on, pour yourself a drink, and raise a glass to the cosmos! And remember, drink responsibly, ya hear? We don’t want no one gettin’ too tipsy and fallin’ in the well.
From the time that first drop hits your lips, to when it goes down smooth, it’s all connected to them stars, see? Leastways, that’s what them fancy folks say. And I reckon there might be a grain of truth to it. After all, ain’t life just a big ol’ cocktail party, and we’re all just tryin’ to find the right mix?
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