Alright, alright, so I saw this thing online, this “Geek Bar Astrology Signs” thing. Sounds kinda nuts, right? They’re sayin’ there’s a Geek Bar flavor for each of the star signs. I figured, why not give it a shot? I’m no expert on astrology, but hey, I like tryin’ new things.
So, I went ahead and did some digging. Turns out, they got a whole lineup of these things, each one supposedly matched to a different zodiac sign. They even got these fancy drawings of the constellations on the vapes. I mean, who even thinks of that?
The Experiment Begins
First, I had to figure out what my sign even was. I’m a Leo, apparently. Whatever that means. Then I went out and got my hands on the Leo Geek Bar. They call it “Black Cherry”.
I took my first puff, and I gotta say, it was pretty good! Kinda like a dark, forest cherry, not too sweet. I kept going, trying to see if I felt any different, you know, more like a “Leo”. Didn’t really notice anything, but the flavor was nice.
Trying Out More Signs
But I didn’t stop there. Oh no, I was on a mission now. I went and got a few more of these astrology-themed vapes. One was called “Cherry Bomb,” and they said it was for Sagittarius. This one was sweeter, more like those cherries you put on top of ice cream. Not bad, not bad.
I tried a couple more, but I won’t bore you with all the details. Some were better than others, but none of them really made me feel like my “star sign” or whatever.
The Results
So, what’s the verdict? Well, it was a fun little experiment, I guess. The flavors were decent, and the whole zodiac theme was kinda interesting. But did it change my life? Nah. Did it make me believe in astrology? Nope.
- Pros:
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Fun concept
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Decent flavors
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Cool packaging
- Cons:
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Doesn’t actually do anything related to your zodiac sign
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Just a gimmick, really
But hey, if you’re into astrology and you like vaping, maybe you’ll get a kick out of these Geek Bar things. For me, it was just a bit of fun, nothing more. I guess some folks are really into it, buying them up like crazy. To each their own, I suppose.
Anyway, that’s my story about these astrology Geek Bars. Don’t take it too seriously, it’s just my two cents. But maybe it’ll give you a chuckle or something. I guess it is just another thing for folks to waste their money on, kids especially it seems. To each their own, I always say!
